Mandee
Once upon a time there was a young maiden named Mandee. She was like most girls in her village. Had a mom and dad, two sisters and a much older, taller brother. She did things most girls did, played outside, fished and swam in ponds, played dress up in old curtains and married her giant panda bear nearly everyday. She also really liked food. In fact, everyone in her family liked food. If it was a holiday, they ate. If it was a Tuesday, they ate. If it was a Thursday, they ate dinner that her mom had made and then got a pizza brought in just in time for ye olde prime time. If they were happy they ate. If there were problems they ate. And it never really occurred to her that eating was anything bad until she attended the village's school and all the other children told her that she was fat.
As the young maiden grew up, she got fatter and that started to make her sad. So, she vowed to lose weight and went on many, many diets. But despite, the magical promises those diets offered, the weight kept coming back and food remained her very best friend.
Through out this time she met a Prince and got married and had a little girl of her own. But the Prince turned out to be a frog and the maiden and her daughter struck out on their own. Yet, Mandee was still sad, she couldn't do all the things with her daughter that she wanted to do. She couldn't run, or play at the parks. She couldn't go on carnival rides. And she was way to embarrassed to go swimming any place anyone else would see her. Suddenly, she realized that she was missing out on her whole life and that food really wasn't her friend after all.
So she went to the local witch doctor and he made her fall fast asleep. When she awoke she had been magically rearranged inside and given the ultimate tool to get her life back once and for all. I'd like to say that she lived happily ever after, but alas, this story has just begun.
